RunWerk↗
You can run. The werk follows.
COMPULSORY BRIEFING / ACTUALLY USEFUL
Collect traction.
Avoid execution.
We have funding, users and a founder. The only remaining risk is doing any work.
Collect cash+$1M fictional funding. +10 points. Revenue remains theoretical.
Collect users+10 points. Finally, someone who is not an investor.
Collect investorsOne-hit VC backing. Confidence absorbs consequences.
Dodge releases & launches← → Change lanes. A deliverable has been sighted.
Jump spreadsheets↑ / Space. Payroll is also your problem.
Slide under meetings↓ Duck. No one has time for diligence.
Swipe, use arrow keys or tap the buttons. One unbacked collision ends the run.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
We’re entering a restructuring phase.
Corporate disclosures
SHARED TOP 20
Shareholder value,
allegedly
Fictional funding. Real competitive instincts.
Names are public when you save a score.
OPERATIONAL GUIDANCE
Leg it.
Strategically.
← → / A DChange lanes
↑ / W / SpaceJump spreadsheets & payroll
↓ / SSlide under meetings & diligence
P / EscapeTake a workshop
Swipe on the road or use the buttons below. Collect cash and users. Acquire VC backing. Avoid delivering anything.
Local run